So between Autobots and Decepticons, i will choose to be one of the Decepticons! It is too tired to be a good guy in the real world. Just look at Bolehland the bad guys always preveil lol. Another point is, the world is going to an end at 2012 anyway. I will choose to become shockwave because it looks more natural in colour and the most important thing is, Shockwave is sexy!!! lol. Check out the ultra sized ray gun and the eye of cyclops, they are so sexyyyyyy!!!! XD
Shockwave!!!!!!! wheeeee
The reason why i did not choose those popular decepticons such as Megatron, Starscream and etc is because they are easily spotted by the Autobots and how the hell i am going to proceed my evil plan to destroy the world if the Autobots always jump in and stop me. I will let Megatron and his followers to attract the Autobots attention while i will spread my evil plan throughout the world swiftly in the dark, ngek ngek ngek.
First of all, i will use the knowledge that the humans hold precious against them. I will infiltrate their network system and spread false informations in order to confuse the human leaders to conclude that the Autobots are not willing to coexist with the humans. When the dispute between them arises, i will worsen it with the next plan.
Next, i will introduce the Ultimate Movie Card to the humans society to brainwash them that the Decepticons are the good one and the human will be treated as the ally of the Decepticons. Once the human use the card, their brain will be controlled by an electromagnetic wave emitted from the card. Human is a proud and stubborn race on the Earth and if i manage to brainwash them, they can be used to fight the Autobots as Decepticons' pawn without sacrificing my fellow Decepticons muahahahaha.
my triumph card, the Ultimate Movie Card!!!
To make it even worse, I will hack into the humans' defence system and launch their missiles toward the Autobots to create hatred and destroy the balance of the world. With this action, the situation will definitely irreversible for both Autobots and the humans and i shall gather my forces and wait for the right time to wipe out both of the races!!!!Although my plans have a higher chance to succeed, I will not underestimate my sworn enemies's intelligence. In order to catch them offguard, i will trick the Megatron and his men to create chaos on Earth to give a delusion to the Autobots that the purpose of the Decepticons is to fight the Autobots. By doing so, I can gather more troops from the galaxies to ascend to Earth in order to achieve my ultimate goal, TO DESTROY AND DOMINATE THE EARTH!!!!!!!
When the Autobots and the human are weaken, that will be the time I ascend with my armies and crush them to bits!!!!! I will destroy everything on Earth including technologies and buildings to turn it into a living hell for the remaining human and annihilate my sworn enemies!! The human without the aid of Autobots are as good as a toothless tigers and I will treat them as my plaything to kill time.
Oh yes, after my goal is achieved, I will turn Megatron and his henchmen to become my subordinates and i am their leader now!!!! hohohoho.
EARTH SHALL FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
