I'm a Pirate, Take Me to Stranger Tides!

Wheeeeeee!! Pirates of the Caribbean 4 is coming soon, can't waittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!! * jumping around + shouting hysterically ......* PIAK!!!! Ouch, being slapped by my mother right into my handsome face because I am too awesome XD

I wonder why those awesome stuffs always occur when i am having tough time screwing my brain to do revision so that i won't get screwed during the tests, arghhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Even for my birthday, i can't even celebrate and i was stuck in Setapak to prepare my incoming tests that suck my blood dry for tat month T.T. Now i dun care anymore, i gonne enjoy myself by watching all those awesome movies and Pirates of the Caribbean 4 is one of them!!!

So, what is so good of being a pirates? Nyek nyek nyek.......

1) There is no traffic congestion for my entire life! XD
YES!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE JAM IN MY STUCK UP LIFE ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Whenever i decided to relax myself by going out, in the end i stress myself even more, YES!!!!! the stupid son-of-a- biatch traffic congestion that appears everywhere once u leave your home, thanks to Bolehgovernment's brilliant traffic plan. There are alway 3 options whenever u r stuck in the jam:

Option 1: turn left or right

get stuck at for at least 2 hours to escape.......

Option 2: go straight

u get stuck forever............

Option 3: make a U turn

U can make it for yr supper when u reach home

Conclusion is, being a pirate is the best!!!!!! I can sail to everywhere i like!!!!!! I can race on the sea, fishing to kill time, diving and any other activities that i can think of! Man, that would be paradise for me XD

2) No more tax!!!!!!!!!
Being a pirate, I am no longer to pay any bloody tax that ever existed to suck my blood dry!!!!! No more road tax because there is no road at all!!!!! No more income tax because i work for myself, so " tan hoi" government, nenenenepupu!!! No more payments also!!!!! Who am i suppose to pay if the ship i am using right now was borrowed without permission, oops. Basically i am free from all sort of payments and i can spend all the money by myself, fuyoh!!!!! Erm about the sailors, I will just trick them to work for me as slaves *grin*

3)I can travel around the world
With my awesome ship and a bunch of my work-for-eternity sailors, I can go to all the famous places and wonders and enjoy all the best food !!!!! At the same time i shall find some hot ladies to become Mrs Pirate, since i am a pirate anyway, nyek nyek nyek.

 Thats the 3 good things abnout being a pirate for me!!!fingers crossed!!!!! XD