If I am Ip Man master, I would

After a week of planning, the long awaited post is here! woohoo *clap*

So before I proceed, CHESTER CHIN pls go to washroom before you start to read this to avoid peeing in yr pant again like last time :)

There is this Ip Man 2 premiere tickets given out by Nuffnang with courtesy of Gsc Eon Bank Credit Card and some cool prizes too!

- 1st Prize x 1: 1 Brand New Samsung Jet Mobile Phone + A pair of IP MAN 2 Premiere Passes (27 April 2010)
- 2nd Prize x 1: 1 Brand New Samsung B2100 Mobile Phone + A pair of IP MAN 2 Premiere Passes (27 April 2010)
- Consolation Prize x 100: A pair of IP MAN 2 Premiere Passes (28 April 2010)

For your information, or mayb just for my information, since i believe all of you knew about those phones except me, the pics below r those 2 phones:

On the left is Samsung Jet whereas on the right is Samsung B2100

To try out my luck, i had decided to participate in this event to win those cool prizes. Here i go.....

*take a deep breath*

*adjust my ass to the chair*

*erhem*

If I am Ip Man master, I would recruit potential talents to inherit my martial arts! One cannot be satisfied with what he has, that is why i cant be satisfied with solely wing chun fist and shall invent new styles to surprise my opponents. If not everytime my opponents can block my wing chun then i jia lat lo. Then i will pass this down to my disciples.

Ladies and gentlemen, let me present u the new style that i had invented , the hidden art 9th style, opposite the mountain hit the bull shadow fist（隔山打牛）. The essence of this style is defeat yr opponents without any contacts. In fact the most talented disciple under me has already mastered this styles and even invents his own styles and blends with my styles, fuyoh!

If you guys do not believe, pls allow me to present to you the most talented disciple, Ip.....................................................................................................................Od!!!!!!

Now had u seen the awesomeness of this martial arts? Wanna learn? Very cheap only, 1 lesson rm50, guarantee can master 20% in the 1st lesson, if learn continuously, you can master around 80%. If you bring 2 friends,20% discount and you will have commission 5% ,lol

ps: For Chester Chin, u gotta pay double because u have to :p.

As a kungfu master, I have to master up different weapons such as staff, knife, dagger etc etc and make use of the materials surrounding. Ofcuz i have to do this lo, if not everyday i carry those weapons with me when i go out meh? Later kena tangkap by police for being suspected to rob bank or road bully.

So, when i am confronted by my opponent, i will grab the staff used to hang clothes to fight with them, mnuhaahaha

lan you yeng 1st with typical cina beng shirt and black pant

i know it looks like i am playing snooker, but actually this move is to confuse the opponent

Defence and offence style fuyoh!

my sword!!!!!fuyoh!

I know my face in the pic looks noob because i have to wake up around 8am on sunday to take those pictures alone ok! The night before I was asking my mother where is the cina beng shirt and she has this wtf look and scolded me that i havce nth to do. Oh yea, sorry for the slippers i was wearing, i was rushing to take the pics before my mother get down and c this embarrassing moments.

As a kungfu master, I also have to stay healthy everyday! There is a saying "there is a woman behind every successful man" or something like that. u know la, malaysia is such a hot place and will easily get sick due to uncertain weather condition nowaday. Somemore every year in indonesia they will start burning forest and those haze will come to malaysia, causing health problem. To curb those problem, the great woman behind the great Ip Man master is his mother! Everyday she will make drinks like herb tea that will helps me to maintain my health, although she nags everyday, but Ip Man have to listen to her, because she says so lol.

Imagine when Ip Man fights while having fever, real tiger also becomes paper tiger la

a tong sui a day keep the doctor away lol

If I am Ip Man, ofcuz i have to maintain peace because violence is not the solution. Not necessary I can only use swordplay during fighting, I can use it to COOK,lol. Food is very important to master like me. How can i fight with stomach upset like the fella below?10 Ip Man also cannot win la

Ofcuz, I am Ip Man doesnt mean i no need to pay income tax, i still need to work. Do u think the government officers will give a damn when you tell them that u are Ip Man and u no need to pay income tax? They will just send u to tanjung rambutan, problem solved and case closed. That is why Sometimes i have part time job, Daylight i am Ip Man, while at night i am ................................................................................................Storm warrior! lol

Ok, that it. If i talk any further ppl will really send me to tanjung rambutan. If you have time to spare, pls have a look for gsc eon bank contest minisite! Tq for yea support! :)

IP Man 2 Trailer!!!!

I cant find the canto version though :(

PS: Chester Chin and Michl, DUN SHOW THIS TO YR MOTHER OR FATHER OR AUNTIE OR UNCLE OR COUSIN OR GRANDFATHER OR GRANDMOTHER ETC AGAIN!!!!!!lol

nang nang :)

nang

My Favourite Sport (Adv)

For the sake of RM50, I shall blog again,hahahaha. I was disappointed when i did not get the RM20 for 2 posts continuously, so i just gave up and emo for few weeks.

So for this week the title is "my favourite sport". My latest favourite sport is jogging. I started to like jogging recently because it will burns fats haha. Of course, there are many advantages for practicing jogging like reduces the risk of cardiovascular diseases, strengthen the heart and helps to burns off excess fat (main reason for me) and etc. I heard that sex is the healthiest sport but too bad i cant put that as my favourite sport for now, lmao.

Last time i hate to jog as i could not run continuously for a long time like at least 20 mins. To increase the time to jog, i starts to reduce oily food intake and take more vegetables. For your information, carnivorous people like me, eating more vegetables is like a pain in the a**,lol. To become fit like the guy below, sacrifice is necessary >.<

When i was studying in secondary school, my favourite sport was playing basketball. I took part in this sport because it will make me taller, haha. I started to play as a noob and finally within few years, i managed to upgrade my status to senior rookie ,lol. After i had graduated, I seldom practice this sport as i am quite lazy to walk all the way to the other side of bandar sri damansara to play basketball and eventually i stop playing basketball.

The more i look at the mirror, the more i wanted to get rid of the excess fat, argh!!

nooooooooo!!! I  cant court any hot chicks with this body!!!! >.<

 And finally, i decided to jog around the field outside my house! wise decision! haha. Credit to my parents for buying this house that is opposite of the field!

In order to keep fit, I gotta exercise 3 times per week, each time lasts for 30 mins. So far i managed to exercise for 30 mins, but could not exercise 3 times per week, i being lazy have no time as i am working right now.

That is basically my favourite sport. What is yours?

Project Alpha Season 2 is presented by Adidas Action 3 and supported by P1 and MAS.

Bunny!

Found this video on facebook and quite hilarious. Never know that bunnies emoticons can be used to form a dancing video. Enjoy ^^

Clash of the Titans

Spoilers!Spoilers!!!  I think the word spoilers is big enough haha

Just watched Clash of the Titans with my friends today in OU GSC. Overall this show is nice, way better then Percy Jackson no offence to PJ fans.

But still, I am quite disappointed after i watched the show, because the show did not meet my expectation.For example I thought some titans will appears you know, like the title of the movie but unfortunately no, since the era of titans was already ended and replaced by Zeus leading the Olympus he created. I wonder why did they  put up such a name for this movie, there is no titans at all.

Synopsis:

So a fisherman found a high class coffin box and adopted the baby that was found in the box after he opened it. I bet he thought the box is filled with treasures. And so the boy aka Perseus grows up and live happy with his family as fisherman.

So one day, i dunno where they go, they pass by this mountain that the statue of Zeus is on top of it and bad luck la, ngam ngam those stupid Argos soldiers are chopping Zeus's foot and the whole statue falls into the sea. After that Hades come out dunno for what, since that is not his statue anyway, he pops out kepoh as some ugly bats and attack the soldiers. Nth to kill edi den hades just sink the ship. In the end only Perseus survives.

He was found by some Argos soldiers and was brought to Argos to meet the king. The bitchy queen being too bitchy till she pisses Hades off and Hades appears. Hades turns the bitchy queen to an old hag (served her haha) and announces that he will releases the Kraken unless the princess of Argos is to becomes the sacrifice.

Perseus decided to kicks Hades ass after taking advice from Io, another demigod and he bring few brave warriors with him. During the journey they faced Acricius who is under Hades's order to kill Perseus. The truth is, Perseus's mother is the wife of Acricius and because of Acricius's rebellion towards the gods, Zeus descends to the palace to rapes the queen, standard la, hamsap :p. Acricius found out and throw both his queen and the son of Zeus into the sea.

During the fights with Acricius, few giants scorpions appear and attack the group. I think this is the best fighting scene throughout the movie. 

I shall make it short. They went to meet with the 3 witches to ask them the way to defeat Kraken. After that they went to Medusa's Lair to chop off her head. Well, this is the 2nd best fighting scene and the Medusa is obviously better then PJ. Everyone dies except the hero.

Medusa obviously looks awesome!

Perseus chops off Medusa's head by looking at the reflection of his shield

He rides the Pegasus to rush back to Argos city to stop the Kraken. Meanwhile, Zeus was weaken somehow and realised Hades true intention to seizes his power. After Hades knows that Perseus is rushing back to Argos, he sends those ugly bat again to stop him but failed. In the end the Kraken is petrified and Perseus sends Hades back to his realm by throwing the blade that was given by the god towards Hades. I was like huh? so fast KO edi ar?

That is roughly about the movie la. To be honest, the ending sucks .Overall rating is 6/10 IMHO. Not necessary to watch 3D version, i think it doesnt make any significant difference. The 3D effect is that much. According to my friend, the Kraken is suppose to be an octopus,haha. Give it a try will yea, if u wanna check out those Greek mythology fellas.

I wonder will they make a movie from ps2 game God of War? If they are doing so I will definitely watch it on the 1st day it is released!

Check out the trailer

God of war 3 trailer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I want to play so badly!!!!Argh I dun have ps3!!!!sob